Stone Cold Steve Austin and Demi Lovato are the duet partners nobody asked for, and… well, I’m not sure if the world really needed this. I’m not even sure if I like this, but it exists, is completely bonkers, and also clocks in at 3:16. Admittedly, I’m kinda into it. I may also be the same person who refused to stop making “Cool for the Summer” jokes well after SummerSlam was over, but shut up, it’s a really good song and there is literally a wrestler named Summer (Rae).
Interrupting Stone Cold (like Interrupting Cow, bu-WHAT) does just that, brashly cutting into Demi Lovato’s very best Adele impersonation on her new single “Stone Cold.” The song itself is a raw, emotional performance, but why enjoy it on its own merits when you can pretend that it’s legitimately about Steve Austin?
I mean, what did you do to Demi, Steve? Why would you break her heart like that? Historically, you’re not the best person to be in a relationship with, but damn, son. Also, can we agree that modern day Stone Cold is still probably a better life decision to make than anything to do with Wilmer Valderrama? And if this entirely fictional video is any indication (disclaimer: it is not), how do we introduce Summer Rae to Demi?