The Aces And Ehs Of GFW Impact 8/3/17: Nothing Even Matters

08.07.17 2 years ago 4 Comments

Hello, and welcome to weekly Impact Wrestling coverage on With Spandex. And also welcome to me, LaToya Ferguson, your recapper and friend. We’re days removed from this episode of Impact, and I still can’t find a reason for the majority of this show to exist. For every promise that EC3 will be having sexual relations with his new championship, there’s literally everything else in this show. I’m certain I’ve reached a new record when it comes to With Spandex recappers jaded by Impact, but in my defense: They tricked me with how good Slammiversary was.

But don’t worry, I won’t get fooled again.

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Previously: Alberto El Patron proved he can take out all of LAX, so let’s watch this week’s show and see if he can take out all of LAX.

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