John Cena’s increasingly successful acting career will give us a chance to see him do a lot of interesting stuff — cooking gourmet food and prematurely ejaculating among them — but only last night’s episode of ‘Parks and Recreation’ features the man being arrested for guitar theft and forced into a dunk tank on a children’s show.
This is Cena’s guest appearance on the Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show, and it’s comforting to know that he’s still exactly the same in 2017. He hasn’t even changed his clothes. The best part is that he’s a “martial arts superstar,” which makes me hope that in 2016 Cena suddenly quits WWE and joins UFC. You know he’d do it just to go over Punk.
Cena never did have much luck with Johnnies.