Kane Is Selling His Charming, Mountainside Compound FROM HELL

“Somebody finally made an offer! Title shots for all!”

Kane has spent so long playing an evil weirdo, it’s kind of hard to imagine the guy as anything other than an over-the-top wrestling character. Really, Kane is one of the last true defenders of kayfabe; the guy certainly doesn’t have an Instagram full of sassy selfies with his wife.

Well, it turns out that Kane doesn’t actually live in a dank, abandoned asylum or in the literal depths of hell. No, he lives in a well-appointed compound in the mountains outside of Knoxville, Tenn., or at least he did. Kane is selling his house, which gives us a rare bit of insight into how the guy lives when he’s not Tombstoning chumps or directing operations on Raw.

THE PORTAL TO HELL. A hella good real estate value that is. 

Here’s a description of Chez Kane from the real estate listing

“A TRUE DREAM HOME! Enjoy 78 private acres and breathtaking views from this custom-built luxury home. Features include a detached garage with full gym, reverse osmosis water filtration system, enormous main level luxury master suite with sitting room & spa-like master, large guest suite upstairs, solar panels providing reduced utility costs, vault & rec. room with wet bar in the finished walkout basement, bright sunroom, in-ground pool and relaxing wraparound deck.”

Seems like years of being not so nice has bought Kane lots of nice things. Here’s a few more pics of the place.

That’s a lot of cardio machines. Just sayin’, I’ve seen Kane wrestle. 

Those cabinets are so outdated, it’s downright evil.

That’s a lot of solar panels. Best for business, best for the environment. 

The house is being sold for $800,000, which seems a little high for a rural house, although if it turns out this pictures was taken at the place…

This happened. 

… I’d say it’s worth every penny.

via Busted