Kurt Angle is keeping himself busy in his not-gonna-retire-retirement downtime. The former TNA World Heavyweight Champion and guy who lost to EC3 will make his return to television on yet another show you’ll probably avoid when it airs.
In a move that is about as American as, well, these two things, Angle will be helping kick off season nine of A&E’s Duck Dynasty on Jan. 13. The premiere episode will reportedly feature Angle helping Jep Robertson (you know, the one with the beard) with his wrestling skills. I’m gonna be really real (or DAMN REAL as is more appropriate) here: I had no idea this show was even still on. Though, to be fair, I also don’t have cable, nor do I go into the men’s section of Walmart that often. Thankfully, I’m not the only one:
Kurt Angle and the cyborg structure that encases the fragile bird bones in his neck can also be seen on the upcoming TNA tour of the UK starting at the end of January. Sadly, there’s no preview clip featuring Kurt Angle to hold you over until either of those things, so please enjoy this video of the male cast of Duck Dynasty wrestling each other. And by ‘enjoy,’ I meant let it ravage your YouTube recommended video algorithm as your entire body cringes:
