Only two weeks after the announcement of a season 3 premiere date for Lucha Underground — September 7, mark your damn calendars — El Rey Network and the folks behind the best wrestling show on television have graced us with a full-on, balls-out season 3 trailer.
There’s so much to talk about. WATCH IT.
Okay okay okay.
Are there … two Johnny Mundos now? Does Worldwide Underground have DOS MUNDOS?
There are so many new faces in these clips. Like AR Fox!
You can also catch a glimpse of the artist formerly known as NXT’s Solomon Crowe there at the end, as well as … Paul London? As Kizarny? Lizondon?
There’s honestly too much to screencap. Kidnapped Marty the Moth! Kobra Moon sitting on a giant Serpentor throne from G.I. Joe! Vampiro trying to rip out Prince Puma’s throat like they’re in Roadhouse! BLACK LOTUS NINJA CLAN! Son of Havoc running into another Son of Havoc, because maybe the gang he’s from is exclusively made up of guys that look like that! And, perhaps most interestingly (and correct me if I’m wrong), but zero Pentagon DARK? Cero, I guess?
September 7, you need to hurry up and arrive. I’m so excited I didn’t even mention Daga with a sword.