Yes, folks. Christmas has come early with news that The Miz and Paige will be starring in WWE Films’ latest yuletide extravaganza, Santa’s Little Helper. No, don’t worry, the movie won’t just be a 90-minute Santa’s Little Helper match. At least I don’t think it will be.
Both Miz and Paige released videos announcing the movie…
Here’s a plot synopsis, for those worried that the narrative in this Miz Christmas movie might not be up to snuff:
“After getting fired from his job, a slick, fast-talking businessman (Dax) is given an opportunity of a lifetime to become Santa Claus’ second-in-command. However, getting the job won’t be that easy: Dax must go head-to-head against an elf that feels she’s more deserving of the title. As the competition heats up, Dax learns the true meaning of Christmas, but ultimately who will become ‘Santa’s Little Helper’?”
Hmmm, Paige as an inappropriately sexy Christmas elf? It’s certainly a step up from Larry the Cable Guy. I’ll be even more on board if Miz’s character wins the day after drawing on the wisdom stored in the alien symbiote in his stomach.