Behold The Festive Nut-Shots Of ‘Santa’s Little Helper,’ Starring WWE’s Paige And The Miz

Did you love 2013’s ABC Family classic Christmas Bounty, starring The Miz? Do you wish someone would take the banter of those Team PCB Miz TV segments and make them into a movie? Well, MERRY CHRISTMAS, weirdo, because here’s the official trailer for Santa’s Little Helper, the new holiday joint from The Miz and Paige.

No, it’s not about the Simpsons’ dog. Yes, there’s a nut-shot in the trailer.

After getting fired from his job, a slick, fast-talking businessman (The Miz) is thrown into an elf competition to become Santa¹s next second-in-command. Put through a series of rigorous training exercises to prepare for the contest, The Miz and another aspiring elf go head-to-head in the hopes of becoming Santa¹s Little Helper.

So, it’s like Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Battle of the Seasons, but with Paige instead of Coral? I’m in. I also like how they say “The Miz” twice in a two-sentence description, but keep his opponent super vague. “Another aspiring elf.” They totally wrote this before they even cast the movie, didn’t they? Like they couldn’t decide if it’d be funnier to cast Summer Rae or The Big Show, but they needed to get out that press release. Also, are they doing the competitions from this season of Tough Enough? Those ropes look familiar.

In all seriousness, I am going to watch the hell out of this. Don’t judge me.