It looks Stone Cold Steve Austin had one last dream match left in him after all. Yes, we know The Condemned wasn’t real. We’re talking about a different showdown featuring the most beloved leather vest enthusiast in pro graps history. Behold! Austin vs. The Birthdaytini.
Buzzfeed persuaded the wrestling legend to forgo his Steveweisers and IPAs to instead dive into the world of fancy cocktails. Was he whisked away into a state of bliss by the booze delivery mechanisms like Appletini, Sex on the Beach and a sugary Jolly Rancher shot? Goodness no. Well, unless you consider remarks like “tastes like sugary dog sh*t” to be on par with Michelin three-star status. The video’s a bit on the NSFW when it comes to naughty language, so viewer discretion and all that good stuff.
Cocktails may not be Stone Cold’s cup of tea, but we’re glad this exists. It’s fun to see a grown man cut promos on sweet beverages while dressed in an ensemble that screams “default dad.” Why wouldn’t you wear a Columbia quarter-zip to a cocktail tasting? That’s the glamour of showbiz! Hit play, guzzle whatever you like and bask in the glory of Stone Cold Steve Austin investigating a Birthdaytini.
(via Fox Sports)
