The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 6/29/15: Kane Goes Hawaiian

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And now, here’s the Best and Worst of WWE Raw for June 29, 2015.

Worst: Come On Down, You’re The Next Contestant On A Boring Raw Intro

So back when Kane was debuting as a supernatural, fire-throwing monster that could rip the door off the Hell in a Cell and needed three tombstone piledrivers to go down, did you ever picture him as the third most important stooge in a 20-minute product placement gameshow Raw opening? Were you ever like, “wow, I wish Kane would stop burning the graves of his dead parents and make more jokes about going on vacation.”