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– Pre-show notes Best:
All the love in the world to Ryan Petzar for rocking a Something Related To Me sign in the Rumble crowd. New goal for 2015: as many signs in the crowd as possible. If you take a sign to a show and get it on TV I will send you something, or I’ll buy you food somewhere if we’re in the same place at the same time. Something. I’ll keep escalating the prizes until I’m giving out free cars because I’m stupid.
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Best: The Billy Phanatic
Not sure who decided WWE should start the second biggest pay-per-view of the year with two sassy grandpas who are most famous for instructive dick-sucking wearing novelty baseball mascot hats, but kudos, I guess. No amount of hating the Outlaws will make me shit-talk the Phillie Phanatic. I’m not even a Phillies fan and I love that bird more than I love most members of my family.