Start Your Weekend Early With This Epic, 17-Minute Improvised Promo From The New Day

Heeeey, who wants some New Day? It’s well-established The New Day is the best thing on WWE TV, but we still have to check in on John Cena and the Me, Myself and Kane main event drama (I guess), so sometimes New Day don’t get a lot of time to strut their stuff on Raw and Smackdown. But hey, things that are actually entertaining is what the internet is for! Case in point, WWE just put an uncut 17-minute video of The New Day saying whatever crosses their minds on YouTube. Obviously, it’s amazing.

Highlights include:

– The New Day vowing to win every belt, including the European, Hardcore, Cruiserweight and Divas championships. Also, they’re going to be King of the Ring (uh, might want to stay away from that one fellas).

– Mark Henry making a cameo, then immediately ducking in the hockey dressing room to get away from the hijinks, leading to a riff about Mark Henry joining the Ice Capades.

– The wonderful trail of improv insanity that results in the birth of Big E’s new character UNCLE CREEP E. This in turn leads to E slow jamming about how he can be both your uncle and your daddy, while Kofi and Xavier throw out terrible “E” puns in the background.

– The soft pretzel guy making a cameo.

– The fact that The New Day hate Eden, but love Jojo for no justifiable reason.

– “This girl don’t know about Pangea.”

Honestly, these guys weren’t even breaking sweat at 17 minutes. I say put The New Day in the first-ever Iron Man backstage interview. Hell, can they last three hours? Fire the writers and just let ’em go next Monday.

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