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At Casa De Cena, Daniel Bryan is admiring John’s 32-gallon fish tank and being passive-aggressive about how the last time they were there, the fish didn’t look happy. Cena condescends to Bryan that Daniel would probably prefer they be in the ocean, then Cenasplains to him about how pure the water is.
Nikki thankfully interrupts this to make fun of Bryan and John for wearing the same shirt, and compares them to Arnold and Danny DeVito in Twins. Well, to be fair, it’s Nikki’s mom who completes the comparison.
Cena then repeatedly tells Kathy that it’s “f*cked up” to compare Daniel Bryan to Danny DeVito, which is insulting to Danny DeVito, at the very least. Daniel Bryan then does a pretty outstanding Danny DeVito posture impression.
Nailed it. And we’re finally at the opening credits! This is the first time I’ve paid attention to the opening credits really at all, and it features side-by-side video of the Bellas and their corresponding fellas while the theme song says “We finally made it.” What, just now? In retirement and injury, in the sixth season of reality television after being headlining wrestlers? Good call.
Out at the pool, Bryan and Brie have bought a life preserver for their adorable dog, Josie. They’re going to teach her to swim!
Yeah you go gurl dog. Brie is understandably nervous about winding her career down as they get close to her retirement match at WrestleMania, but she and Bryan still have a relaxing time swimming with their weird awkward dog. Living the dream.