‘Total Divas’ Is Coming Back With A Shrieking, Catty Vengeance This March

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01.30.14 18 Comments

I always hate to be the bearer of horrible news, but E!’s Total Divas doesn’t return until March. That’s two more whole months that we have to wait to see what amazing and totally real adventures the Bella Twins and those other women take us on next, so it looks like we’ll just have to settle for watching stupid, old, regular WWE programming in the meantime. But the good news is that E! has at least started airing the new teaser promo for the second season of Total Divas, and I, for one, could not be happier about what’s in store for us.

OMG YOU GUYS IS JOHN CENA GOING TO PROPOSE TO NIKKI AND HER BREASTS?!??!! But he said he wouldn’t ever get married again! I don’t know what to think now, QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART, Total Divas! Oh, and all of those other girls do some stuff, too. But as you can see, there’s also a new addition in Summer Rae, and she and (poor, poor) Nattie are NOT getting along, LOL.

Here’s Summer Rae officially putting the rest of the cast on notice.

More drama? I didn’t think it was even possible, but I am still excited. Anything less than an awesome second season would be – get ready for it – divastating. Get it? That’s stellar word play, folks.

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