WWE Raw Results 11/25/13

If you’d like to know what happened on tonight’s WWE Raw but don’t want to read star ratings and wordy paragraphs to decipher it, With Leather is here for you. Here’s what happened on the November 25, 2013.

WWE Raw results:

– The show began with an in-ring confrontation between John Cena and Randy Orton, leading to a tables, ladders and chairs match for both the WWE and World Heavyweight Championships at the TLC pay-per-view.

1. The Shield defeated Goldust, Cody Rhodes and Rey Mysterio. Dean Ambrose pinned Cody Rhodes after a headlock driver.

– Michael Strahan participated in an episode of MizTV, hiptossing both Miz and Titus O’Neil before dancing with them.

2. Mark Henry and Big E Langston defeated Ryback and Curtis Axel. Henry won the match for his team after a World’s Strongest Slam on Axel.

3. Survivor Series Elimination Rematch: The Total Divas defeated Everybody Else (again). The Bella Twins and Eva Marie were the survivors for their team, with Nikki last eliminating Summer Rae.

4. Hamptons Hardcore Match: Damien Sandow defeated Dolph Ziggler. This was an oddly-named stipulation decided by a WWE App vote.

5. Handicap Match: CM Punk and Daniel Bryan defeated The Wyatt Family. There’s a chance this was actually a No Contest, as all three members of the Wyatt Family refused to leave the ring and the referee called for the bell. After the match, the Wyatts abducted Daniel Bryan. CM Punk was then attacked by The Shield and laid out with a triple powerbomb.

6. The Miz defeated Kofi Kingston. Kingston went for a high crossbody, but it was reversed into a crucifix pin by The Miz.

7. Xavier Woods defeated Heath Slater.

8. John Cena and The Big Show defeated Randy Orton and Alberto Del Rio. Cena won by submission with an STF on Del Rio. During the match, Big Show sold the damage from the punt he caught at Survivor Series. After the match Del Rio tried to attack Cena, but Cena fought him off. Orton then hit Cena with a championship belt and posed over him with both championships.