WWE Raw Results 12/22/14

Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE Raw results for December 22, 2014. This Christmas edition of Raw was headlined by a “Miracle on 34th Street Fight” between Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt.

Be back here tomorrow for the Best and Worst of WWE Raw column.

WWE Raw results:

– The show opened with Hulk Hogan in a santa suit (aka “Ho Ho Hogan”). He was interrupted by John Cena and then Seth Rollins, and a Rollins vs. Cena match was made. This took 16 minutes.

1. John Cena defeated Seth Rollins. Rollins missed an attack with the Money in the Bank briefcase, and Cena hit an Attitude Adjustment for the win.

2. Fandango defeated Jack Swagger. Fandango won with a top rope leg drop.

3. R-Truth defeated Adam Rose. Truth countered a dance-off with a roll-up (basically?) to win. After the match, Rose beat up The Bunny.

4. Roman Reigns defeated Big Show. Reigns hit Show with a Superman Punch that knocked him backwards over the announce table. Show couldn’t answer the 10 count, and Reigns won by count-out.

5. Natalya defeated Brie Bella. Brie countered the Sharpshooter in a roll-up, which Natalya countered into a roll-up of her own for the win. Tyson Kidd wore Nikki Bella’s hat.

6. Los Matadores defeated Gold and Stardust. El Torito dressed like Rudolph and pinned Goldust.

7. Intercontinental Championship Match: Dolph Ziggler (c) defeated Luke Harper. Ziggler won a competitive match after two superkicks and a Zig Zag.

– Rowdy Roddy Piper interviewed Lana and Rusev (briefly) on Piper’s Pit. He brought out Ryback wrapped in a bow, and Ryback and Rusev brawled.

8. Alicia Fox, Emma and Naomi defeated Paige, Cameron and Summer Rae. Alicia pinned Cameron to win the match for her team. Everybody was in Christmas costumes.

9. The Miz defeated Jey Uso. Miz won with a roll-up and a handful of tights.

10. Miracle on 34th Street Fight: Bray Wyatt defeated Dean Ambrose. This was the annual no-DQ Christmas match, where wrestlers beat each other up with presents and Christmas trees. Wyatt knocked Ambrose off a ladder with a thrown chair, then ran Ambrose’s face into a propped-up candy cane to win the match. After the match, Ambrose sprayed Wyatt with a fire extinguisher and put him through a table with an elbow drop.