Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE Raw results for December 7, 2015. The show featured a 16-man fatal fourway elimination match — seriously — as well as the on-screen formation of “Bad Day.”
Be back here tomorrow for the full Best and Worst of Raw column.
WWE Raw Results:
– The show opened with the League of Nations. They were interrupted by the Wyatt Family, who were then interrupted by The Dudley Boyz and Tommy Dreamer. They introduced Rhyno as their fourth man. That brought out Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and The Usos, and a four-team, 16-man elimination tag team match was made (during the commercial break).
1. 16-Man Fatal Fourway Elimination Match: Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and The Usos defeated The League of Nations (Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio, Sheamus and Rusev), The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Erick Rowan, Luke Harper and Braun Strowman) and Team Extreme (The Dudley Boyz, Tommy Dreamer and Rhyno). Tommy Dreamer pinned Erick Rowan, eliminating the Wyatt Family. Sheamus pinned Bubba Dudley with a Brogue Kick, eliminating Team Extreme. Roman Reigns speared Sheamus to eliminate the League of Nations and win the match.
2. Kevin Owens defeated Dolph Ziggler. Owens won a long match with a pop-up powerbomb. After the match, Dean Ambrose threw popcorn in Owens’ face.
3. Team B.A.D. (Sasha Banks and Naomi) defeated Team Bella (Brie Bella and Alicia Fox). Naomi pinned Brie Bella after a Rear View. After the match, The New Day came to the ring and gave Team B.A.D. unicorn horns.
4. Lucha Dragons defeated The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Big E). The Usos were on commentary. Xavier Woods played trombone in their faces, so they beat him up. This distracted Kofi, allowing Sin Cara to roll him up.
– Charlotte and Ric Flair were guests on Miz TV. Miz confronts her about what Paige said about her dad, and Charlotte says that if Paige was here, she’d tell her what she thought of her. Miz brings out Paige as a surprise. Paige slaps Ric, and she and Charlotte brawl. Charlotte came off as the heel here.
5. Rusev vs. Ryback was a double count-out. Or possibly a No Contest, not sure. Ryback accidentally ran into Lana, appearing to injure her. While he was distracted checking on her, Rusev attacked him and put him in the Accolade outside of the ring. Lana was revealed to be faking.
6. Jack Swagger defeated Stardust. Swagger won by submission with the Patriot Lock. After the match, Alberto Del Rio attacked with a steel chair. Swagger grabbed a chair of his own and sent Del Rio fleeing, then confronted Zeb Colter. Colter scootered away. Backstage, Del Rio told Colter he didn’t want him around anymore.
7. Braun Strowman defeated Tommy Dreamer. Strowman countered Dreamer’s DDT into a choke for the win.
– Roman Reigns and Sheamus argued with each other as the main event. Roman said Sheamus didn’t have potatoes, he had “tater tots.” He called him “tater tots” a bunch. Sheamus refused to get into the ring until Reigns removed all the tables, ladder and chairs. Roman complied, but eventually threw a ladder at him. After lots of additional tater tot-related conversation, they brawled. Reigns speared Sheamus through a table to end the show.