Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE Raw results for March 25, 2019. The show featured Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe, a Beat the Clock Challenge featuring the women in the WrestleMania main event, and more.
Make sure you’re here tomorrow for the complete Best and Worst of Raw column.
WWE Raw Results:
1. Beat the Clock Challenge Match: Ronda Rousey defeated Sarah Logan in 1:25. Rousey won by submission with an arm-bar.
2. Beat the Clock Challenge Match: Charlotte Flair failed to defeat Ruby Riott in under 1:25.
3. Beat the Clock Challenge Match: Becky Lynch defeated Liv Morgan in 1:18 by pinfall to win the Beat the Clock challenge. If you’re wondering what the winner got, it was “momentum” and “bragging rights.”
– Elias tried to perform in Times Square, complained about New Yorkers, and got mad at other street performers trying to glom onto him.
4. Handicap Match: Finn Bálor defeated Bobby Lashley and Jinder Mahal. The stipulation here is that if Finn Bálor won, he’d get an Intercontinental Championship match against Lashley at WrestleMania. Mahal replaced Lio Rush in the match. Bálor pinned Mahal after a Coup de Grace to earn the title match.
5. Ricochet and Aleister Black defeated The Revival. Ricochet pinned Wilder after a 630 senton. Ricochet and Aleister Black have pinned the Raw Tag Team Champions!
– Drew McIntyre cut a promo on Roman Reigns and told him not to accept his WrestleMania challenge for the benefit of his wife and children. Reigns showed up and the two brawled, with McIntyre using a low blow to get the upper hand.
6. Natalya vs. Sasha Banks ended in a no contest when Nia Jax and Tamina interfered. Beth Phoenix fought them off by herself, hitting a Glam Slam on Tamina.
– Dean Ambrose challenged Drew McIntyre to a Last Man Standing match later tonight.
– The Hart Foundation will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. Natalya cried at the video.
– Alexa Bliss used an A Moment Of Bliss segment to try to solve the issues between Braun Strowman and SNL Weekend Update hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che. Jost and Che appeared via satellite. Strowman suggested that they enter the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal with him to avoid a beating backstage. Alexa Bliss made it official, so they’re in.
7. Baron Corbin defeated Apollo Crews. Corbin won with End of Days.
– Seth Rollins cut a promo about how he’ll be unstoppable at WrestleMania with fan support behind him. Paul Heyman interrupted to make fun of him for wanting the fans’ “thoughts and prayers” and said he doesn’t have a prayer at WrestleMania. Rollins confronted Heyman on the stage and said that he doesn’t need thoughts and prayers, he answers them.
8. Kurt Angle defeated Samoa Joe. Angle reversed the Coquina Clutch into a pin to win the match.
9. Last Man Standing Match: Drew McIntyre defeated Dean Ambrose. Ambrose was unable to answer the referee’s 10-count after a Claymore Kick.
