Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs 2017 results. The show was headlined by Kurt Angle’s return to the ring as part of an 8-man TLC match, as well as the debut of Asuka and more. Be here tomorrow for the full Best and Worst of WWE TLC 2017 column.
WWE TLC 2017 Results:
– Kickoff Match: Sasha Banks defeated Alicia Fox. Banks won by submission with the Banks Statement.
1. Asuka defeated Emma. This was Asuka’s main roster debut. Asuka won a hard-fought match with a kick to the head and an Asuka Lock.
– Elias tried to perform a song, but Jason Jordan threw vegetables at him.
2. Cedric Alexander and Rich Swann defeated The Brian Kendrick and Jack Gallagher. Alexander pinned Kendrick after a Lumbar Check.
3. Raw Women’s Championship Match: Alexa Bliss (c) defeated Mickie James. Bliss feigned an injury, allowing her to yank James into the middle turnbuckle by her arm and hit a DDT to retain the championship. After the match, James cut a tearful promo thanking the WWE Universe.
– Elias once again tried to perform, and Jason Jordan once again pelted him with vegetables.
4. Cruiserweight Championship Match: Enzo Amore defeated Kalisto (c). Amore thumbed Kalisto in the eye when the referee was distracted, then connected with JawdonZo to win his second Cruiserweight Championship. After the match, he thanked himself.
5. The Demon Finn Bálor defeated AJ Styles. Bálor won an outstanding match after dodging a springboard 450 splash, countering with a shotgun dropkick and finishing Styles off with a Coup de Grace. After the match, the two former Bullet Club leaders shared a Too Sweet:
6. Jason Jordan defeated Elias. Jordan countered a suplex into a small package to get the win. After the match, the announce team loudly complained about how Elias got his shoulder up and showed slow motion replays to prove it.
7. TLC Handicap Match: Kurt Angle, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose defeated The Miz, Cesaro, Sheamus, Braun Strowman and Kane. Kurt Angle was made an honorary member of The Shield for the night, complete with tactical vest. Braun Strowman took out Angle with a powerslam, making the match 5-on-2. Kane accidentally hit Strowman with a chair and got shoved down, so later Kane turned on Strowman and chokeslammed him through the stage and pulled down a hanging steel chair display on top of him. Strowman rose from his chair grave to attack Team Miz, who teamed up on him and threw him into the compactor of a garbage truck. Kurt Angle returned to take out The Bar, Ambrose and Rollins put Kane through the barricade, and the three teamed up to hit Miz with a trio of finishers a Shield Bomb to win the match.