Who Says Soulja Boy Doesn’t Have Dope Lines?

08.25.10 8 years ago 88 Comments

If Pimp C were here, this sh*t would not be happening. Once again, Kat Stacks caught another rapper with his pants down, exposing said rapper’s alleged dirty laundry for the world. Soulja Boy is this week’s victim, his crimes being possessing a coke habit which keeps his little soldier from standing at attention (||).

Kat Stacks had a rendezvous with Soulja Boy recently at the Intercontinental Buckhead (when they clearly should have been at the Motel 6) and recorded their private get away together with her handy camera phone. We now know that he might be snorting Coke and he can’t Crank Dat thang in the bedroom. SMH [Necole]

The only people who’ll tell someone not to do cocaine are most likely people who haven’t done cocaine. I think coke is one of greatest joys of life if your lifestyle allows for you to indulge in it. Therefore, I don’t have a real issue with DeAndre’s way of life. Soulja Boy’s a rich, young rapper with no day job that might require a piss test when he slips off a ladder or other similar yet random work-related mishaps. Entertainers can lead successful careers while under the influence of llallo. Richard Pryor was okay funny. Michael Irvin caught a few passes in his heyday. I wouldn’t recommend it for life but the young fellow can party with powder as long as it’s conducive to his life as a megastar. It might also explain why “Pretty Boy Swag” is a mind-numbingly boring song, but I digress. To it all, Soulja Boy took to his Twitter, the modern day PR machine, and gave the following short response.

Still, he didn’t deny being around this trick.

To his credit, there’s no incriminating evidence of SB inhaling illicits in the video below. The only crime that I can see is that it’s not hard to tell it is him just by looking @ the tats. Just tell me why oh why would anyone get caught up with Kat Stacks after all the malarky she’s been associated with since we first heard her name? Once we got Chippy D, I just knew this bitch’s fifteen minutes were up. Another rapper takes the bait and now she’s back like herpes, her name reappearing across the blogsphere. Rappers, sign a pact with each other and include the ballers too. Vow to remove yourselves from her vicinity at all costs. Do whatever it takes to stay the hell away from this skeezer. That’s the only way we as a people will eliminate & overcome.

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