Manny Being Manny…

05.07.09 9 years ago 29 Comments

Words By Jason Hortillas

Clemens. Bonds. Sosa. McGuire. Giambi, A-Rod. And now, Manny Ramirez.

As announced today by Major League Baseball, Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez was suspended 50 games for using performance enhancing drugs (PEDs).

I’m not shocked Manny.

Thank you for putting my assumptions to rest because at 36 years old I was skeptical of your dominance. I don’t care if it’s steroids or other PEDs, as your statement says. Your name is blemished regardless and you’ve joined the list. It’s sad though because now it’s protocol and six months from now, another cat will get pinched.

I’m now humming in my head a Queen tune that doesn’t usually reach the stadium – “Another One Bites the Dust.”

Manny Suspended 50 Games For PED Use []

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