The Cooler: A 2009 Retrospective

12.29.09 8 years ago 52 Comments

Hello. My name is Word and I’m the never-heard-from TSS Crew member. I can usually be found in the basement mumbling Jay-Z lyrics while keeping the machine well-oiled. But today I’m upstairs and making a post.

Since the beginning of the year, your eyes have been blessed with a diverse variety of “Cooler” chicks. From the Slim Goodies to the Thickum Thickies, we take a look back at some of the lovely ladies who most likely caused accidents in your pants.

Before she became “Halle Berryyyy,” Aija Nicole was a Cooler girl back in January.

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In February, Miss Santana’s 34-27-42 measurements had you in a frenzy.

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She’s probably not as flexible as Rosa but February 23‘s selection Melissa, is definitely the hotter Acosta.

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We had our very first whooty in March. Marianne stunned many with her Italian tortes.

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Currently featured in KING’s re-launch issue, Briana C. Loyd was our dose of chocolately goodness for March 5th.

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You were thirsty for milk when Anny A appeared on TSS on March 10th.

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Before she was throwing it in the bag and being the best Drake ever had, Ms. Cat was our thickums for March 12th.

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Said to be Brazilian & Salvadoran, March 18th’s Cooler girl, Monica Contreras, made you want to get your passport stamped.

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On March 24th, Cassandra Lee teased us with a metaphoric pearl necklace right between her milk machines. Nice.

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March 26’s Cooler Brianna Fransisco’s baaad bod was definitely unforgettable.

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She’s six feet tall and weighs 185lbs. April 8th’s Cooler, ATL’s Renee Jones, is a whole lotta woman!

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She’s been in the game for 10+ years and has been featured in countless music videos, yet Tiara Harris never gets her props. So we made her our Cooler chick for April 12th.

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I think May 8th’s Cooler, Megan Fusako Gaines, was the most covered up chick we’ve ever posted. And she still had you calling her wifey material.

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East Indian beauty Anvesha and her massive milkjugs were our pick for May 26.

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Chicago’s own Heather Nycole had you praying for wind in June.

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Said to be the model from The Boondocks‘ “Killer Kung Fu Wolf Bitch” episode, the beautiful and ample Lizz Robbins was our choice for June 16th.

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Rarer than a 5 Cig album on TSS, Asian sensation’s Annie Thao’s thickness was front & center for June 18th.

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Quite possibly the biggest pair of knockers we’ve ever posted, Milani’s chocolate funbags were a delight when posted June 30th.

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Bella’s “Kapow!” booty had you mesmerized on June 2nd. But unfortunately not much is known about her aside from her name so here’s a bonus pic!

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Phallynn was our pick for June 16th and the crowd went crazy…with good reason!

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The Black & Panamanian Stephanie Caicedo was June 29th’s Cooler chick and she was thicker than grits.

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Girl next door Brittany exuded pure sexiness when we posted her on October 14th.

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Destiny was her name and she gave you something to ogle at when we posted her on November 30th.

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Texas thoroughbred Brenique was posted just last week but we’d be fools not to include her ASSets in this retrospective. Fools!

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