The Trife Life Of Basketball Wives

04.07.10 8 years ago 39 Comments

Let’s get a fact ironed out from jump.

You actually have to be married to be labeled as a “wife.” Technically speaking, a few of the cast members for the latest female setback “Basketball Wives” have never had a ring on it to begin with. And only one is currently still hitched: Tasha Smith Jennifer “Red Carpet” Williams who hooked up with Boston Celtics’ 9th man Eric Williams.

For you a show that’s supposed to focus on the exploitation of the treatment of athletes towards their women, it appears that promise of becoming a reality TV star was too much to pass up. When your claim to fame is getting knocked up by Michael Olowokandi, then yeah…You probably fiend for the limelight more than the paparazzi.

Complaining of loneliness as you drive down Wilshire in a Murciélago or dry your tears with a $2,500 Louis Vuitton scarf. We don’t believe you. You need more people.

Basketball Wives premieres Sunday April 11th on…where else? They should have never gave you bishes money!!!

That being said…

*makes telephone hand sign*

“Call me Royce.”

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