Yo, Fist Pump Phil, call up Tosh.Bro and Dick Stink Dan. It’s time for a meeting, bro to bro to bro to no homo. I just read that Kate Uphertitsmustweighaton might be in the greatest movie achievement of all-time since that documentary based on our lives, Old School: the Entourage movie. *drinks keg filled with Natty Ice and tears*
Kate Upton is being eyed for the female lead in the Entourage movie, multiple individuals familiar with the Warner Bros. project have told TheWrap.
Though Upton has not been formally offered the role yet, she is in early discussions to join the cast, according to sources. While a representative for the swimsuit model-turned-actress has denied that any such talks are under way, they acknowledge that there was interest in Upton for the project earlier this year. (Via)
Did Non-Condom Carl buy midnight tickets with his Phish credit card? Why not? What do you mean they aren’t on-sale yet? I know I saw “Entourage” and “sale” in the same sentence. (*Family Guy style-flashback to a stack of Entourage season five DVDs in a bin labeled “For Sale for Free or Best Offer”*) I guess now we have more time to brew up our Upton Juice. We just need more used silicone, burrito dump, and essence of popped collar. Douchebag Dave, you head down to The Stinky Cooch, I’ll go to Bikini’s, and we’ll meet at Senorita Frog’s. Hug it out.
