In the latest attempt to get literally any pro wrestler to pay attention to them, porn magnate BRAZZERS, auteurs of such classics as Milf Mummy and Judge Juggy, are offering a job to WWE Diva Eva Marie as a fallback for her wrestling career.
Via Twitter:
.@natalieevamarie when this whole wrestling thing blows up in your face, give us a call
— Brazzers (@Brazzers) November 19, 2015
BRAZZERS, proprietors of popular websites like Big Wet Butts and Moms In Control — but not the “Submission Sorority,” surprisingly — have perviously offered former WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins free porn during his recovery from knee surgery, and tried to sponsor Dolph Ziggler back in March. You’d think they’d have figured out by now that reaching out to a company monitoring their TV content to keep a toy deal with Mattel might not end well for them, but what do I know? I’m not the genius behind classics like Infiltrating Kim K.
As for Eva, she’s a 2-year WWE veteran (!) and the star of Total Divas, a show that has largely revolved around whether or not she and her husband will get to have a religiously-spefic wedding ceremony, so the chances she’ll jump into porn if her matches don’t go well is slim at best. Plus, she’s challenging for the NXT Women’s Championship next week. Maybe you should tweet these offers at lower-hanging fruit. What’s Alex Riley up to?
