12.19.06 11 years ago 4 Comments

Nothing like a good hunting story to propel me through the rest of my day: a Minnesota man killed three deer with a single shot on the last day of the hunting season. And no, the single shot wasn't a 500-pound bomb from an F/A-18 air strike, but an 8mm Mauser.

"By George, we got done with her, and there was another one," Olsen said. "I thought, 'Wow, two deer with one shot.'" The next morning… he went back to where he had found the doe and the yearling. "We retraced our steps, and my gosh, there's a drop of blood," he said. Olsen found the third deer – the second yearling – not far away. All three deer had fallen within 50 yards of each other, Olsen said. The bullet had passed completely through the first two deer and a piece of it had lodged in the third deer.

I'm sorry, but I can't believe this. You're telling there's some kind of — what? Magic bullet? And it just miraculously passed through all three deer? Bullshit. There was a second shooter, my friends.

Unfortunately, we'll never know the whole truth, because this Olsen fellow was gored to death by a deer with mob ties. Or it might have been a CIA deer. I'm not sure.

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