A-Rod Takes Douchedom to Big Screen

07.13.10 8 years ago 7 Comments

If you’ve ever been at a Justin Timberlake move and thought to yourself “Man, I wonder how this could possibly get more douchy” then you’re in luck. Alex Rodriguez has been cast alongside Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis in their movie Friends with Benefits. Once Mila’s done with amateur hour, I have a couple roles for her, myself. Specifically roles as a nurse, police office, and pirate, but I think she has the range to handle anything I throw her way. I mean, she was on That 70’s Show.

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis are starring in the upcoming movie “Friends With Benefits,” and someone just got added to the cast…drum roll please…none other than the Lightning Rod…Alex Rodriguez..The Yankees slugger will make his big-screen debut in the upcoming comedy..Rounding out the cast is Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone and Andy Samberg..Filming is scheduled to begin this month in and around New York. The production will work around A-Rod’s Yankees schedule..mostly shooting his scenes on his off days..According to my sources, A-Rod will portray himself..and not actually play a character..which is unfortunate because A-Rod is one damn good actor.. -TO –TerezOwens

“Rounding out the cast is Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, and Andy Samberg.” I wish I hallucinated myself reading that. This sounds like the worst movie of all time. I’m willing to bet that A-Rod’s acting has a strong start at the beginning of the movie, but beings to fall off after the emotional crux. I’d still rather have my eyes pried open and have a gallon of lemon juice dropped on them while watching Sex and the City 2 on repeat than this garbage. Thank goodness they at least hired some eye candy. Prepare to have a cornea cavity after the jump.

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