07.29.08 10 years ago 13 Comments

The morning of facials continues, extending from the world of motocross to volleyball. In this here clip, a guy takes a spike off the ol' visage. It even dislodged his glasses and hat, the sources of his Samson-like power. How dare you sully the face of the greatest volleyball player on the planet, a face that goes unrecognized across the globe. The female announcer's likening of a hurt nose to a cartoon character only serves to disappoint viewers for the absence of superimposed birds circling his injury. What draws these animals to human discomfort and how may I go about acquiring some before my next wave of random violence? Animals always spruce up the act.

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