06.02.07 11 years ago 11 Comments

Another YouTube, another crazy manager.  Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman took issue with an umpire's call last night: 

Watch out Carrot Top, give this guy two bases and a rosin bag and you'll be relegated to pay phone commercials. Oh wait . . . but this does give me a good idea.  How about putting one real grenade on the pitcher's mound in case the hurler throws himself into a jam.  For example, if Albert Pujols is at the plate, and the bases are loaded, and your name is Brad Lidge.  "Here you go Albertus Magnus! Try and hit this, you Latin heartthrob son of a bitch!"  Just don't hold it too long, or you might end up like Mrs. Glick's brother Asa when he attempted to toss one at Kaiser Bill in the Great War. -KD

(Eternal rewards to Jay for the tip.)  

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