Morning Links: Remind Me To Never Have Parents Or Do Gymnastics

US gymnast Aly Raisman qualified for the Womens All-Around final. Her parents did two things: (1) watched from the crowd, (2) reminded me to think about how lucky I am the next time my parents barely pay attention to me. (via Bob’s Blitz)

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