03.14.08 10 years ago 14 Comments

This is almost too shocking to believe, but Militia isn't the only American Gladiator who made a living taking his clothes off before getting cast in NBC's uninspired retread of our fond child memories.

As TMZ learned, the big hunk of dark meat that goes by Justice used to take it off for a male revue called Bare Assets.  (Get it?  If you take out a letter it says Bare Asses!)  Which I should note isn't nearly as sexy as Chris March's all-male revue, Bear Asses.

In site formatting news, I just wanted to say that I had that photo slated to run widescreen across the top of the page.  But you know what?  I care about my readers.  You basement-dwelling losers really matter to me.

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