“I’m not ashamed to say I’m a Christian, but unicorns are kick ass.”
Links
Rick Perry’s Unpopular Opinions – He might not be ashamed to say he’s a Christian, but I am. “My Pokémon team is all zubats” made me laugh out loud, though. [Buzzfeed]
NBA Laboratory: Givin’ Kobe Bryant The Business – I’m seriously considering buying a Robert Awful LA Lakers jersey after watching this video. Talk about team loyalty! [SB Nation]
Alec Baldwin: America’s #1 Terrorist – The new best part of being famous is that if you’re thrown off a plane for being too fat or playing Words With Friends when the flight attendant has told you to shut off your electronic stuff, you can go on Twitter and bitch and everyone takes your side. SHUT DOWN YOUR STUPID PHONE ALEC BALDWIN [Warming Glow]
Video Of The Day: Mike Tyson Quote Song – We’re never gonna stop thinking this invalid rapist is hilarious, are we? Oh well, at least his video game was the best. [Cage Potato]
Your Up-To-The-Second Playoff Picture Updated ‘Round The clock With Newer, Cheaper Jokes – The title says it all. “Who are the Texans” jokes almost make me mad now, but I’ve been a Texans fan for like forty minutes, so what the hell can I even say? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Funny, Sexy And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week – Holy crap, anthropomorphic Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony #cangetit SO HARD. [Gamma Squad]
Limp Bizkit Got Dropped From Their Record Label – This time they’re gonna let it all come out. This time they’re gonna stand up and shout. They’ll do things their way. Their way. Their way of the highway. [Film Drunk]
Cast Of Community Begs You All To Save Greendale – Don’t let this beautiful cadre of people leave my life, even if Donald Glover is now officially a rapper and Alison Brie is going to show up on a much better show sometime early next year. [UPROXX]
Today’s Cutest Kid Is This Rapping Two-Year Old – He’s not as good as Childish Gambino, but he’s better than Fred Durst. [Smoking Section]
JoshiMania Night One: Death Queen Battle – Pictures and happenings from a show I would’ve killed to attend, and almost did like 14 different times. If they’d brought over Miyako Matsumoto, I don’t know, I probably would’ve sold my car to finance a trip. [DirtyDirtySheets]
