12.15.08 9 years ago 19 Comments

The season’s NOT GONNA START, and YOU’RE. TO. BLAME.

The Arena Football League will not play a season in 2009, but the league isn’t folding.  Oh no, canceling an entire season is going to correct all the problems the league has.  Play will resume in 2010, when the 16-team league has “improved its economic model.”  Or in layman’s terms, “stopped sucking.”

“It’s a historic day for the league,” [Cleveland Gladiators owner] James Ferraro told the paper. “This league will be much, much stronger, and it will be here for a long time because of what happened.

“This is the farthest thing from the league folding,” he added. “This is, in my opinion, just showing us the league will not fold.”

If by “farthest thing from the league folding” he means “first step in the league folding,” then yes, I agree.

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