AshleyMadison Says Tim Tebow's Virginity Is Worth $1 Million, Because Ugh

Just leave the poor guy alone to get shot by sex arrows and masturbate with his Jesus stripper pole. (On a serious note, how amazing is the “click like if you think Tim Tebow mastrubates” request?)

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