11.13.07 10 years ago 34 Comments

Orioles infielder Aubrey Huff had himself a nice little interview with Bubba the Love Sponge on Sirius Satellite Radio in which he commendably called Baltimore a "horseshit town," estimated that he had slept with between two hundred and three hundred women, and talked about how he prefers masturbating to preparing for whatever opponent he might be facing.

Bubba: "Now Aubrey, do you jack off a lot on the road, like when you're not with your wife."
Huff: "It's all I do. It's all I do. You guys have no idea how much downtime there is in baseball. You wake up from a hangover about 1 o'clock."
Producer shouts: "In the afternoon?"
Huff: "Oh, yeah! Lemme tell you this. When you are hung over, how horny are you? I'm horny, when I'm hungover, I'm horny. So I'm just gonna beat off. And that's all I do."

As you can probably imagine, some PR people had heart attacks over this, and Huff backpedaled about his comments.  And good thing, too.  Morning radio is no place to discuss your lewd womanizing ways and frequent masturbation.  Save that for the blogs, mister.  And calling Baltimore a horseshit town is unnecessary and demeaning.  To horseshit.


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