08.18.09 9 years ago 3 Comments

So there’s that show that nobody’s talking about, “Shaq Vs.”, where Shaq challenges other famous athletes in their respective sports. Yeah, supposedly Shaquille O’Neal stole that idea. Which is amazing. I guess this is why they call him the “Man of Steal.” Somebody took his clever pills this morning.

Todd Gallagher alleges William Morris Endeavor Entertainment — the agency repping Todd — approached him to turn his book “Andy Roddick Beat Me with a Frying Pan” into a TV show sometime last year … then hijacked his idea and turned it into “Shaq Vs.”

Todd’s book was based on him competing against professional athletes who agreed to play with handicaps — such as Roddick using a frying pan instead of a tennis racket. via.

Shaq’s camp has not commented. One time I was in the park with this woman and she told me about her “dream date,” and when she broke up with me I asked out her best friend and then did everything on that dream date with her. And then she calls me later that night sobbing about how I could do that do her. I said the only thing she told me to say in a spot like that. “Sorry, Mom.” Oh, man. That one kills my psychiatrist every time.

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