01.11.07 11 years ago 6 Comments

Man, when is the media going to finally stop smearing nice guys like Barry Bonds?

Bonds, already under investigation for lying under oath about his steroid use, failed a test under Major League Baseball's amphetamine policy last season and then initially blamed it on a teammate…

[W]hen first informed by the MLB Players Association of the positive test, Bonds attributed it to a substance he had taken from the locker of teammate Mark Sweeney. Sources did not identify the drug in question but characterized it as a serious stimulant.

Sheesh, and to top it all off, even Bonds' teammates are framing him for use of illegal performance enhancers. Mike Mark Sweeney's a real dickhead.

Oh, I guess I should make it clear I'm being sarcastic. Fuck Barry Bonds. I wouldn't cross the street to piss on him if he were on fire.

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