11.20.07 10 years ago 14 Comments

With the Belotti Potty here, Oregon State — or, as I like to call it, the OSU — is obviously gearing up for the December 1st Civil War against the Dennis Dixon-less Ducks… by… urinating and defecating on them?  I don't understand.  Is that a bad thing?  I always thought that was part of a healthy sex life. 

I dunno, maybe this "Civil War" has something to do with freeing the sex slaves.  And if that's the case, I need to figure out which school is the Confederacy.  I can't lose my sex slaves.  Each one counts as three-fifths of a person at a cut party.

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