Good morning, I’m J.E. Skeets. You might know me from
Do you have any idea of how hard it is to type in this comment using only one hand?
Becks is so gay he's Canadian
Becks is so gay, he picked Matt up at the airport yesterday…
what??? did we finish this yesterday?
God, with the amount of ASS these soccer players get, I wish I would have stuck with it as a kid. Fuck football, and baseball!! Give me the Capri Suns and orange slices!!
By the way, Welcome to the Village of the Damned, Skeets!
I broke my right arm in high school whilst taking a typing class (they were unrelated) so I learned how to type with one hand. Very handy, so to speak.
Who is this "BJ" you speak of, and where can I meet her? She sounds nice!
I, for one, welcome our new Canadian, basketball-loving, masturbation joke-making overlords.
Is there a theme to these pics? Mickey and Mallory gone fey?
And oh …
They look really pissed off in all of those photos.
A soccer post from a Canuk?! I feel like a traitor just for reading it. And a terrorist for masturbating to it.
Hmm… terror by masturbation… sounds like that summer I lived with my grandparents.
I think they're pissed because the contractor forgot to add the fourth wall to their new apartment. What's the point of that door? I'd be angry too if my bed was constantly filled with rocks, coyotes, and scorpions.
Let the fun begin.
Zac – Steve Nash was a soccer player and I thought all Canucks worshipped him.
"Give them a break, guys, they seem like really nice people."–Josh's Brother
where's Kate Moss in these pictures? I thought she was contractually obligated to appear in all skinny-people-on-heroin advertisements?
that's tough livin right there, you could however hop out of bed and go for a nice arctic rock climb in a matter of seconds
I don't even care. I'd stick my penis in Posh so many times, I can even come up with a number. So, for our purposes in this post, I'll make one up. 14 gashillion.
Are you guys all really jerkin' it to this? I mean, sure he's cute and all, but…
Oops. I've said too much.
i'm comfortable with my heterosexuality in saying that Beckham just may be the best looking dude on the planet, so my question is why the fuck is he with this pug nose bitch? He should be getting Tom Brady-quality ass.
"He should be getting Tom Brady-quality ass"?
I hate to tell you this, but Tom Brady is already seeing someone. And there's no one else quite like the New England dreamboat.
Becks has a spectacular ass and yet somehow the shots of his tighty-whiteys didn't make it into your gallery.
Now she's a mother I'd like to fuck
Well played, mutombo, well played
Personally, i'd have gone after Ginger Spice instead of Posh. Of course, that was before Ginger turned into Granny Spice
Pele's wife Xuxa was way hotter !