08.20.08 10 years ago 6 Comments

This Big Ten Network commercial surfaced on Awful Announcing yesterday, and even if you're not clued into all the foibles of the coaches in the country's Midwesternest conference, it's worth it just to hear Joe Paterno fight off dementia long enough to try to complete a sentence.  Also, for the record, Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald looks like every Marine infantry officer I've ever known: thick neck, deep-set eyes, Cro-Magnon forehead.  Thank God the Marine Corps doesn't have Northwestern's record.

After the jump is the highly recommended, new and improved version from Every Day Should Be Saturday and demented image wiz LSUfreek.  It's like watching Mr. Subliminal, if Mr. Subliminal were funny and on cocaine. 

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