From the appropriately named folks at Break comes the delightful story of a retard biker trying to jump his bike down an entire flight of stairs, only to fail. How marvelous.
Because there’s no way I couldn’t edit this site for a day without showing you grisly footage of an extreme athlete suffering a nasty, brutal plummet back to Earth. That would be like KSK without dick jokes. Or Perez Hilton without gay little drawings on pictures. God, I’d like to ride a bike over that douchehole.