Thanks for failing me, UPROXX Network. The Bikini Hockey League had a Media Day and nobody got me in. The BIKINI HOCKEY LEAGUE. Not having the NHL is totally fine now that I know that strippers who just heard about a bikini hockey league get to play in a bikini hockey league.
A second, even worse video awaits you after the jump. (via Brobible)
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