FlipBoardDolphins coach Cam Cameron is now ex-coach Cam Cameron, as new football dictator V.I. Parcellskiy continued his slow round of post-season executions.
The dismissal comes three days after Parcells ousted general manager Randy Mueller and means the reeling franchise will have its fifth coach in five seasons.
Parcells began work Thursday as executive vice president of football operations and quickly concluded the Dolphins need another fresh start. It has been 37 years since the Dolphins fired a coach. But they never finished 1-15 before.
Let this be a lesson to all you retards who are having children: don't give your kid a stutter-name. Willie Williams, Pat Patrick, Andy Andrews, Matt Matthews: you're dooming them to failure. People with stutter-names can never be trusted, because they're the kind of people who become local newscasters.
Up next for the Dolphins: Parcells's five-year plan, and an arms race. He wants to see if Cleo Lemon is really faster than John Beck. You folks have been great. Tip your waitress.
The Dolphins have also announced the signings of Keith Byars and Dave Meggett.
Has he changed his name from Big Tuna to Big Coors Light yet? Because that would explain a lot of his shittiness.
Former Eagles running back Anthony Toney spawned the famed musical group, Tony Tone Toni !
That picture of Parcells is awesome.
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I hear Miami's exciting free agent plans include Drew Bledoe, Keyshawn Johnson and Curtis Martin. Sweet!
What about Rod Roddy?
If my Fins sign Drew Bledsoe, John Beck becomes a god.
My favorite stutter name is former Richmond city manager 2 Bob (Robert Bobb.).
Which gulag will training camp be moved to under the Parcellskiy regime?
"To lose 1 game is a tragedy to lose an entire season is a statistic." Look for that famous Parcellskiy quote next year when they go 0-16.
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When i went to college the predident of the university was Edward Eddy, yes folks Eddie Eddy
Parcells' plans since becoming ADOLFin GM
-Training Camps are now Consentration Camps
-Showers now contain Zyklon B
-Auschwitz is the new Dolphin Stadium
-Team colors are now aqua and agent orange.
Because that's what he believes is "the final solution to the Dolphin problem".
Pauly,
Will he make all the players wear pieces of flare?
I think that's what the "C" with four stars on the jersey signifies.
As long as they start throwing the ball to Wes Welker more.
Fuck it. What's Larry Csonka doing these days?
I knew a guy in college who's dad's name was Carl Karl – I shit you not.
Larry Csonka is going to be the Hulkster's sidekick on the New American Gladiators.
Under the Parcells regime if you drop or fumble a ball, that is 15 lashes as you are tied to the goal post. If you talk shit, you will use your tongue as a mouth piece, and if you are the QB, and you get a int on you, there is salad being tossed after the game! Zieg Heil!!!!
<blockquote>Let this be a lesson to all you retards who are having children: don't give your kid a stutter-name.</blockquote>
This rule should be waived if you happen to be created by Stan Lee. Reed Richards, Peter Parker, Scott Summers… all have done fairly well.
Fuck, this is way to damned geeky to be my first WL comment.
The Tuna should sign Mercury Morris (another retarded name) and, in the huddle before every running play, have Cleo Lemmon tell Morris that the '07 Pats would kick the fuck out of the '72 Phins…..Morris would blow a gasket and get 300 yards a game, out of pure rage.
@hardawayhateyou – I never thought it would happen twice in two days, but thank you for keeping Dave Meggett current!
ALL HAIL #30!!!
Look at that little Meggett run!
Bravo, 289.