Fuck me, is it a slow news day out there (the Joe Torre/Girardi hirings do NOT count as news). Practically no one in sports has gotten arrested or nailed a celebrity over the last 24 hours, as far as I can tell.
So, I did the only thing I can do on a day like today: search "face plant" on YouTube, and pull the one that's been circulated the least around the Internet. Is this one sports-related? Eh, kinda. There are bleachers involved and a soccer field in the background, but more importantly, an innocent retard wrecks his face. God bless America.