FlipBoard11-year-old Alabama native Jamison Stone killed a really big boar:
Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5, was hunting with father Mike Stone and two guides in east Alabama on May 3 when he bagged Monster Pig. He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50-caliber revolver and chased it for three hours through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot.
Did I mention that this hog was 9'4" and weighed 1,051 lbs.? That's a pretty big piece of meat to hunt with a revolver. There was a worry that the gigantic boar would wheel on his pursuers and charge with 5-inch tusks as wild hogs are apt to do. Be assured that Jamison's dad and the guides were toting high-powered rifles, presumably to put Jamison down clean before he was gored.
"It feels really good," Jamison said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "It's a good accomplishment. I probably won't ever kill anything else that big."
Whoa, not so fast kid, you haven't even been married yet. I heard they grow their brides big in the backwoods of Alabama. This great beast met his end on May 3rd, and it's surmised that the hams will be as big as car tires and the meat will produce over seven hundred pounds of sausage. In Chicago, we call that breakfast. -KD
I love how they played with perspective to make it look even bigger.
Christ, even if they did fuck with the perspective, that thing is still fucking huge.
Remind me not to go camping in Alabama. Between the Deliverance style ass rapings, and the monster boars, nothing good can come of it.
Now all he has to do is hunt down a Monster Apple that will fit in its mouth.
why does that buffalo have a snout?
8 shots and a three hour chase. yep, that’s plenty humane. i think dogfighting makes more sense. i hope that hog has a giant son that takes vengeance by eating the kid.
I thought I had a low opinion of Alabama BEFORE. Now that I know mythical beasts roam its woods, it just became my 52nd favorite state, right after Nonexistia and West Nonexistia.
PS Hunting with a revolver does seem idiotic, but .50 caliber is pretty fucking massive. Ask Ufford to confirm when he’s back from Memorializing himself.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat. What the fuck is that, man? So backwoods Alabama must be some kind of Land of the Lost/that Time Forgot. I don’t know what’s more frghtening; running into that beast or Doug McClure? Alabama must be a fantastic incredible world of savage mystery (based on the rip-roaring novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs).
I smell bullshit (or maybe it’s pig shit.) Eight rounds from a .50 caliber? I’m no NRA guy, but I have fired a .50 semi-automatic; if the revolver is anything like that, eight shots would be a bit excessive (and require at least one re-load.) Christ, eight rounds would even take down the largest mammal ever produced in Alabama: Charles Barkley!
Yeah, this seems a little surreal…
This hick killed this beast for Nick Saban.
This kid is a stone-cold killer. He chased this beast with a handgun for 3 fucking hours and finished it off with a point blank shot. That’s pretty goddamn measty. I wonder what his last words to the pig monster were. It was probably something reeeal cold blooded. I’m picturing Samuel L. Jackson type shit from Pulp Fiction…and you will KNOW my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee…
I second Jack’s statement. There is no “sport” in this.
What a lousy hoax.
Please send this kid and his gun to hunt Osama. He’ll probably never find em, but us pigs will feel better.
I guess he finally found his mama
Jesus motha fucking christ that’s a lot of bacon!
HOGZILLA!!!!!!