FlipBoardImmense talent/gargantuan disappointment Bode Miller has left the U.S. Ski Team, and has started his own team. From Ben Maller (emphasis mine):
Bode Miller announced that his independent race team, comprised of himself, his coaching staff, technicians and support staff, will be called Team America.
Bode Miller… FUCK YEAH!
Team America: World Douchebag.
In other news, our country will now be known as the United States of Mahre.
Also starring in hit new Broadway show AIDS!
This guy is a spoiled bitch, with a bad case of narcissism.
That Durka Durkastan rivalry on the slopes should be great drama!
Let me explain to you the kind of man
GaryBode Miller is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.Team Talk Shit:Win Nothing
Team Discovery Channel!
Oh wait.
You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!
Sportsmanship…..Books!
Do they have a bong sponor yet?
Bode Miller: Jesus, this is a nice limo.
John McBride: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.
Bode Miller/TO:Practice?? We talk'in bout practice??
Well, you know what they say… Some people are dicks. And other people are assholes….
Matt Damon!
MONTAGE! Gotta have a montage to look like we are making progress in a little amount of time. MONTAGE!
I sense I’m going down.
Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.
C'mon now guys. Give Bode a break. I interviewed him in Vail over a couple of espressos and he's a fantastic guy.
Body Miller, coming again to save the muthafucking daaaaayyah.
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls
Freedom costs a buck o'five.
If you don't believe me I will declare a Jihad on you too.
Is it really a "team" if it's just one skier?
Is it really a "team" if it's just one skier?
FUCK YEAH!
Will he come out with a new video game? Bode Miller's Olympic Shitfest is getting old.