Yesterday I saw this video of Houston-area high school student Brittney Griner dunking, and I refused to believe that she was dunking on a ten-foot hoop because she didn't look that much taller than her teammates. But this news clip seems to confirm that the girl really is six-foot-eight and dunking on regulation rims. It also confirms that she has a deeper voice than I do. Which, to be fair to her, isn't really saying much. I sing a lot of Queen at karaoke bars. It's not that I'm a great singer or anything, it just gives me an excuse to grow a mustache and wear short shorts.
Oh right, Brittney Griner. One day she'll have a lucrative career in the WNBA. She might not even have to work a second job during the offseason.