FlipBoardYesterday I saw this video of Houston-area high school student Brittney Griner dunking, and I refused to believe that she was dunking on a ten-foot hoop because she didn't look that much taller than her teammates. But this news clip seems to confirm that the girl really is six-foot-eight and dunking on regulation rims. It also confirms that she has a deeper voice than I do. Which, to be fair to her, isn't really saying much. I sing a lot of Queen at karaoke bars. It's not that I'm a great singer or anything, it just gives me an excuse to grow a mustache and wear short shorts.
Oh right, Brittney Griner. One day she'll have a lucrative career in the WNBA. She might not even have to work a second job during the offseason.
That's no girl, that's Richard Jefferson.
That's no girl, that's Joaquim Noah.
hes coming to baylor…
This video sucked the first time when it was called Juwanna Mann.
+1 Burnsy. That made me laugh.
That's a girl? Dad was right. Maybe I AM gay.
She really is the complete player her cockspan is 8 inches.
I'd hit it.
With a shovel.
They make ones that can dunk? My pliers are only good for pulling out dead hookers teeth so that they can't be identified.
She prolly has huge balls
Catch her this summer in the BET remake of My Two Dads, starring Shawn Kemp and Dwight Howard.
That's a HUGE bitch!
Catch her this summer in the BET remake of My Two Dads, starring Shawn Kemp and Dwight Howard.
Does this mean that Shawn Kemp is going to go on to star in an annoying sit com with Helen Hunt that every girl in North America will think about when she masturbates?
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shehe didn't look that much taller thanherhis teammates."You're assuming NBC would cast a black person.
This is the horrible aftermath of Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlin's reign of terror.
So, she'll be in next year's SI Swimsuit Issue, right?
[crosses fingers]
Punch Rockgroin takes the cake!
Punch Rockgroin takes the cake!
Kwame Brown's gonna be pissed
A 7'2" wingspan? Holy shit she could jerk me off from another subway car.
Between this and the beagle story, this day is turning out to be not nearly as sexy as yesterday's.
I might need my eyes examined–when I read the header, I thought it said "Brittney Griner can drunk" and thought that maybe this was some high-school basketball version of LOLcats.
wow………
a bag wouldn't help her.
I'd still bang her though, that way, she would make me giant babies.
Tall women basketball players must have it rough after college if they don't make it to the WNBA. Part of me wants to believe that they are all put to death, like greyhounds.
Let's not kid ourselves, she'll be cutting meat in a deli in 5-7 years,
This is the second best story I have heard about women's basketball this week.
The first being the fact that the Colorado University Women's Team has girls on their team named Brittany Spears and Whitney Houston.
The first being the fact that the Colorado University Women's Team has girls on their team named Brittany Spears and Whitney Houston.
Sure she can dunk, but can she cook?
XXY for sure. Probably has labia that look like a roast beef sandwich.
It's good to see that Kid has found a second career after the rap game passed him by.
Looks like she got into Rocket Roger's medicine cabinet in the Houston 'burbs.
She has a hard time explaining why her clit is eight inches long.
THIS is what people are talking about today on ESPN as earth shattering?
With her size, it would have been a bigger story had she not been able to dunk at 68 and arms longer than a gorilla's.
It looks like her vertical jump on the dunks is about 6 inches. Which is still double that of Brad Miller.
"This chick's got BALLS!"
check out her blog at [www.brittneygriner.blogspot.com]
watch her dunk, shoot, block. Get her bio and latest news stories. What college will she attend, will she go pro? WNBA