09.05.07 11 years ago 35 Comments

Following this morning's post on the women of Hard Knocks, sexy rock star Adam sent me this pre(?)-wedding gallery of Chiefs QB Brodie Croyle and wife Kelli. 

There's really not a whole lot to say here.  Basically all this does is reinforce the notion that if you're a really, really unattractive guy with 'Bama Bangs and the sad amount of facial hair I like to call "Uff Scruff," your best option for copulating with someone extremely attractive is to play football in the SEC.

I'm sure they hit it off really quickly:

Her: "Really?  My parents refused to use the letter 'Y' in my first name, too!"

Him: "So this is what it sounds like when doves cry." 

UPDATE: Why is there no photo for this post?  Because David Legg of David Legg Photography cried like a little girl about the use of his precious photograph. "Copyright" this and "unauthorized" that.  Sheesh.

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