Bucky Boyd, America's Worst Fighter, Is Back For Some Reason

10.07.13 5 years ago 14 Comments

Bucky Boyd

No human being walking the Earth makes me quite as simultaneously confused and happy as the “McDowell County Giant” Bucky Boyd, a 7-foot West Virginian toughman fighter locked in and endless loop of threatening pre-fight promos and humiliating losses to a guy named “Tree.” All he seems to do is stand in the woods (because there are trees in the woods … get it) until someone coerces him into a boxing ring wherein he is instantly beaten to death and sent rolling back to the woods. He is weird at best, and a genius at worst.

The good news here is that he’s back for the upcoming Rough N Rowdy Brawl on November 1st, he’s got excuses for that most recent Tree loss and he’s gloriously unchanged. Bucky Boyd is coming. For y’all. Y’all bout to get RAND OVER.

He. Is. A BARE. When he gets pissed off. You don’t want to bring the bear out in Bucky The Bear Buoyed. In Beckally. You will leave in an amalance on a stresher. A BOLLYBAG IN A HEARSE. I can’t even type this facetiously. Bucky Boyd is a true God of the English language.

If you’re wondering about that loss to Tree, here’s his explanation: he ate raw chicken. No, seriously. And he’s ashamed of it!

I’m sure at this point you’ve already scrolled down to the comments section to type, “BRANDON, I am a virile, attractive young woman who wants to have sex with a giant man who thinks he’s a bear. How can I enter into a consensual sexual relationship with Bucky Boyd?” Don’t fret, young lady, because Bucky has answered your questions:

Seems legit.

I will of course post the follow-up video from the Rough N Rowdy Brawl when it becomes available, because the image of Bucky pretending to be a bear, being knocked out in five seconds and then bedding a room full of Buckymaniacs is too wonderful not to happen.

[h/t to Lobster Mobster]

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