05.06.08 10 years ago 18 Comments

Stephen Abootman's plot to exact revenge on the world for Canadian disrespect has taken a new sartorial form. At left is the fruitcake-inspired monstrosity that Don Cherry wore on Saturday's Hockey Night in Canadia. At right are the newly revealed Canadian Olympic uniforms, which are equal parts Zubaz and Strawberry Shortcake acid-fueled nightmares.

Then again, the uniforms were designed by the Chinese and the Canadians were probably just happy to have something other than a maple leaf, a fur hat and hockey skates to wear. Hell, for them, it's a garment finally fine enough to be gay married in.

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